Greens Supporter Prints

"There's a rubber dinghy in front! Probably full of German economic refugees again..."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

Zero emission vehicles

Festive Recycling

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

The society against the belief that man is responsible for more and more floods, fires etc...

"Our target is to reach net zero by 2035."

Stress

'...You need to eat your Greenies so that you grow-up big and strong like Daddy!'

A dilemma for an environmentalist.

'When did we send a political contingent?'

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

"You doing ok, Panda?"

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need to eat more greens.'

Paul Lawrie

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

Fred walks into a salad bar on the wrong side of the tracks.

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

'I haven't played here for eight months.' - 'You won't recognize the course now it's almost healed up.'

'I don't like bacon bits on my salad...'

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'