Team Green Supporter Pillows

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

Climate change

"We've made a few changes."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Festive Recycling

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'It's definitely a global warming.'

The society against the belief that man is responsible for more and more floods, fires etc...

"Our target is to reach net zero by 2035."

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

Go Team!

'We now call it the green light district, because everyone's degradable.'

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

"Green is the new black."

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

'When did we send a political contingent?'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"There's a rubber dinghy in front! Probably full of German economic refugees again..."

"If we walk him, it will just add to our reputation for passivity and downright indolence."

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

"I hear you quietly rooting for the Patriots back there."

'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'