Team Green Supporter Pillows

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

"We've made a few changes."

Climate change

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Festive Recycling

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"Green is the new black."

'We now call it the green light district, because everyone's degradable.'

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

'It's definitely a global warming.'

Go Team!

The society against the belief that man is responsible for more and more floods, fires etc...

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

"Our target is to reach net zero by 2035."

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"There's a rubber dinghy in front! Probably full of German economic refugees again..."

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

"If we walk him, it will just add to our reputation for passivity and downright indolence."

"I hear you quietly rooting for the Patriots back there."

'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'

"The hard part is reducing emissions and building climate resilience. The hard part is that all the stakeholders need to coordinate and cooperate for years."