Greenpeace Supporter T-Shirts

A dilemma for an environmentalist.

'This is Green Peace! Throw out your refrigerant and come out with your hands up.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Bee flying to another flower.

"That's mine!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Deforestation.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"Plastic?"

Seals - Pick your own.

Two insects wave a placard,"Save the planet"as an atomic/nuclear bomb goes off

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

"Use your indoor voice!"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

"Reverse!!"

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Zero emission vehicles

"Isn't it wonderful how the weather keeps getting better?"

"Nice tree! Did you chew that one down yourself?"

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

Greta Thunberg