Greenpeace Supporter Pillows

A dilemma for an environmentalist.

'This is Green Peace! Throw out your refrigerant and come out with your hands up.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"That's mine!"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Deforestation.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Seals - Pick your own.

Two insects wave a placard,"Save the planet"as an atomic/nuclear bomb goes off

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

"Plastic?"

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

"Use your indoor voice!"

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Reverse!!"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Zero emission vehicles

"Nice tree! Did you chew that one down yourself?"

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

"Isn't it wonderful how the weather keeps getting better?"

"Since we've stuffed the environment, it was thought best to restart with a clean slate."CS572545

'Father Time, this is Mother Nature - WE HAVE GOT TO TALK!'