Green-thumbed Pen Pal Mugs

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Music Seed

Okay, dig that one up!

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

A dead plant in the environment section.

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

Protecting the green

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

Dog in a Flower Pot.

Florist - Dead Plants 1/2 Price!

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Ten deeply green bottles

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"Do you have anything less - green?"

"Hang on Darling, this doesn't feel right..."

Customers seek Alyssum in Garden Centre.

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

'It' really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling.'

Zombie Housekeeping

Monster Plant.

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

'My plants are dead Have you been listening to Rush Limbaugh while I was shopping'