Green-thumbed Buccaneers Mugs

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Music Seed

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Protecting the green

"Do you have anything less - green?"

'Fred insists on giving something up for Lent!'

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'That plant food really works!'

'It' really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling.'

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

"You could at least look at me when I'm talking to you"

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

Practical pirate.

'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

Botanical Research Institute "Will work for seed money"

'Yes; I read your report, Hanson. Then I took it home and spread it around my rosebushes.'

Football Plants

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'

'When they say you should plant a tree to make up for the paper you use, they didn't mean in the office!'

"There she is. The girl I'm going to marry."

'Why can't you just read seed catalogs in the winter like other gardeners?'

Dave's Cannabis Dispensary: High Noon.