'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'
Green Thumb Financier Gifts
Searching for a gift that celebrates your green thumb financier? Our collection combines horticultural enthusiasm with a touch of financial wit. Perfect for those who nurture plants and their portfolios alike, our items add a dash of charm and humor to their daily routine. Whether they’re tending to their garden or managing investments, these thoughtfully designed products are sure to bring a smile and a sense of pride.
Prize vegetables.
Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.
"First time pruning?"
Watering Money
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
Greenfingers.
The Garden
"Mulch madness"
Money Plant.
F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!
"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."
"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"
Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain
"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."
"You must have a green thumb."
Man transplants plant in his garden.
"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."
Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9
"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"
"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."
'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'
Cut out and keep your own Gardener!
"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."
'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'
A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.
The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.
Getting Rid of the Cure
Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.
Gardener
'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'
"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."
'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'
Tree collapse...
'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'
Green Thumb Financier Gifts Collection
Green Thumb Financier Mugs
Explore our full range of green thumb financier mugs—ideal for those who love a good laugh while tending their plants or balancing their books.
Green Thumb Financier Pillows
Brighten a space with our green thumb financier pillows—cozy, charming, and perfect for any plant enthusiast who appreciates financial wit.
Green Thumb Financier Prints
Find inspiring green thumb financier prints—artful and clever designs that celebrate their love for plants and smart investing.
Green Thumb Financier T-Shirts
Discover our collection of green thumb financier T-shirts—fun, fashionable ways to showcase their dual passions for gardening and finance.