Green Thumb Executor Gifts

'Oh, the corner office is great. The sunlight's great for my plants.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Money Plant.

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

"It used to be a fun place for a visit but it's rubbish now."

'That chap really knows his onions!'

I'm interning at town hall for my college transcript. Cool. I'm taking AP classes to boost my GPA. How about you, Twig? I'm working at my dad's nursery. What do you get out of that? Money. Novel idea!

'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'Just seeing how my shears are doing...'

Gardening

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

For the new gardener.

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

The not-so-living wall

Tree's Tree Nursery. Of course we can plant them. We'll be right over! $. It's the only hedge fund I can get behind. Tree's Trees.

'C'mon then, which one matches the closest?'

Luther Burbank

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

"Oh, I see - so it's wrong to cut down the Amazon Rainforest, but okay for me to weed, prune and mow our own garden?"

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist! (Published originally on August 26, 2015.)

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

Champion gardener.