Green Thumb Executor Mugs

'Oh, the corner office is great. The sunlight's great for my plants.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Money Plant.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

Getting Rid of the Cure

"It used to be a fun place for a visit but it's rubbish now."

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Gardening

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

'Just seeing how my shears are doing...'

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

The not-so-living wall

For the new gardener.

'C'mon then, which one matches the closest?'

Luther Burbank

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Champion gardener.