Green Thumb Detective Pillows

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

'Garden insects? Look under consumer groups.'

'I'm not here for a refund. I'm here for a postmortem.'

Sistus Curiosa

'I don't know what happened to the prize lettuces this year.'

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

A Flower is about to executed by Secateurs

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Mother Nature

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Steamed vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Cats and gardens.