Green Thumb Detective Mugs

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

'Garden insects? Look under consumer groups.'

'I'm not here for a refund. I'm here for a postmortem.'

Sistus Curiosa

'I don't know what happened to the prize lettuces this year.'

'It's Gardner's Question Time for you.'

A Flower is about to executed by Secateurs

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Cat Nip.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Steamed vegetables."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Mother Nature

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Greenfingers.