Green Technology Guru Pillows

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Solar Frankenstein

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Solar Panel

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"What about my footprint?"

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Bio Fuels.

Dustbin monster.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"