Green Tech Guru Pillows

Now // Near Future

'Explain to me again how installing solar lights will solve the lack of winter sunshine in the Antarctic?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Solar Panel

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"What about my footprint?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Bio Fuels.

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"