Green Technology Guru Mugs

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Solar Frankenstein

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Solar Panel

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"What about my footprint?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Dustbin monster.

Refreshing Planet Earth