Green Technology Advocate Pillows

'So we're predicting a nice comfortable flight today folks, unless of course we run into any cloud cover.'

The March of Progress.

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

Wind farm turbine in desert island.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

The sea 2050.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Nuclear generation of energy.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Solar Plant

Raining Leaves.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Ignoring Climate Change

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Sustainability

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Earth Day Summit.