Green Office Dreamer Mugs

Please use both sides of the paper.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Monkey-artist

The original paperless office

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

Imagine there's no office...

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

urban agriculture

Time Clock.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

We were tanking until we used organic lemons, declared ourselves a Green Enterprise Zone, and got a $30 million grant from the government.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'

'Let's rock!'

A Bubble of Countryside.

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'Hopefully, his work will improve after he gets married.'

"Mommy doesn't work in just any cubicle. She works in a corner cubicle."

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

Businessmen's Dreams

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'