Green Office Enthusiast Mugs

'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

"Mr. Barnes will be with you as soon as he finished going paperless."

The original paperless office

Swiss Army Desk

We were tanking until we used organic lemons, declared ourselves a Green Enterprise Zone, and got a $30 million grant from the government.

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

Trapped in his office by clutter.

"Are you crazy? Throwing a coffee mug, a plastic one at that, on the floor?? The little Swedish girl sees everything!!"

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

The Ultimate Green Office!

'it's the field office.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

We are on the move. . .

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

'Bob, it's not you I lust after, it's your office.'

Some people are in worse condition than this poor cactus.

Organic Filing

"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

Please use both sides of the paper.

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

America needs smaller cars.

'So we're predicting a nice comfortable flight today folks, unless of course we run into any cloud cover.'

The March of Progress.

"Hmmmph! I thought the city was supposed to have smart buses - that one just took off without pickin' us up!!!"

'I hate to let you go, Blake, but since we've gone paperless, I can no longer justify an executive paperweight in the budget.'

'Offices with windows are scarce. How about one with a peephole?'

Man with big desk using expanding tongs to place paper in his out basket

Wind farm turbine in desert island.

'It appears someone in that building has embraced the idea of going paperless.'

"Our plant diet. Now we can't keep bragging about being a 'green' company."