Green Military Innovator Pillows

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Modern kite for wind energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Solar Frankenstein

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Sea weed harvest.

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

You will always find a spot to garden

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Tree with Drain Pipe

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Styrofoam.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Man generating power for machine.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

Energy Research.

Organic Soldering.

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

"What this company could use is some clean, fresh energy."

Environmentally Friendly Transport

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Global Arms Trade

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.