Green Military Innovator Prints

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Solar Frankenstein

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Sea weed harvest.

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

You will always find a spot to garden

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Styrofoam.'

Tree with Drain Pipe

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Man generating power for machine.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Energy Research.

Global Arms Trade

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Organic Soldering.

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

"What this company could use is some clean, fresh energy."

Environmentally Friendly Transport

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."