Green Living Chuckles Prints

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

Recycling bottle bank.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Gardener

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Earth Day Summit.

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Ecotourism.