Green Foodie Pillows

'Spare any cash? It takes green to go green!'

Botanical Gardens. Many of the leaves are edible. Fronds with benefits!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Two vegans, please."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Civilized Salmon

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Recycling bottle bank.

Stuffing the turkey.

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Peas on Earth.

The Authentic Christmas.

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

'Real? No. They're all made out of soy and tofu. We wanted to crack the meatless industry up a few notches.'

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

World Meat Consumptiom

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'