Green Dining Enthusiast Pillows

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Recycling bottle bank.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"We're making progress."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"Is the parchment in the salmon en papillote humanely raised?"

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

World Meat Consumptiom

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'