Green Food Survivor Mugs

'Broccoli is biodegradable if you want to throw mine away.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Olive Oil

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Peas on Earth.

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"I can't see them replacing fish and chips."

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"So I can eat better here at work."

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

'Is it local?'

Veggie Princess