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Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

"What about my footprint?"

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Bio Fuels.

Refreshing Planet Earth

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Dustbin monster.

Recycled passion.