Green Energy Skeptic T-Shirts

'We don't want any ugly wind farms spoiling the natural beauty round here!'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

City Windfarms.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Water power.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Nuclear energy.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

A dramatic breakthrough in the world of alternative energy: canine tail power.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

'You have to admit, avian suicide has been greatly facilitated.'

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Plant Solar Panel

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'I'm solar powered.'

Man on Island.

Renewable Energy

A solar powered cow.

Global warming.

"One day this green and pleasant land will be yours, covered in wind turbines!"

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'His wheel is hooked up to the electricity grid and I save six dollars a month on my bill.'