Global Warming Skeptic T-Shirts

Arctic Wildfires.

"I'll start start taking global warming predictions seriously as soon as they can nail a three-day forecast."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'The Final Merger'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

Documentation Please

Climate Change is a Hoax

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Science deniers Soc.