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"Good heavens, no...the roads are so busy, I'll drive you..."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Bad dog."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

The melting polar ice caps

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

COP26

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"I dunno...ask him."

Don Quilowatte

The big pause

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

Air Pollution Threat

EXXON EXTINCTION

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Bear Recycling.

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

'Who is to blame?'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

"Three big corks? That's it?"