"These single-issue groups are beginning to really p*** me off!"
Green Ambassador Pillows
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.
The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope
The Environmentalist
A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting
'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..
Coexist. Coexhaust.
"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."
Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.
The sea 2050.
Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....
"Not to mention the park view."
Nuclear generation of energy.
"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"
Global Warming Coming Soon!
What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!
The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.
'It's going to be a vegan.'
Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint
"Would it kill you to compost?"
"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."
"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"
Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder
'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'
The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.
Pandora's boxes
Raining Leaves.
Deforestation.
In the future, wars will be fought over water.
'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'
After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.
Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.