Greeks Pillows

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Archimedes statue with a lever

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Greece

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Greek A-Z Map,

George Papandreou.

Oedipus

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Thracebook..

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Medusa's baby picture

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

Four Star Meal

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

I love Classics.

'Helen went on Facebook and launched a thousand ships.'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

A grecian jug depicting a barber cutting the plum of a soldier's helmet

'Icarus, let's get a tan.'