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"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Drop-dead Gorgon.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I miss the Augean stables."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Medusa and Perseus.

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

The Mother Of Damocles

'Don't even think about it!'

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Eurydice in prison

Sisyphus Meets Contraryus

"It gets easier the second time."

Sisyphus: The Later Years

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

"I find it helps me concentrate."

'Thank you for gently guiding me toward insight.'

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'