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Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Medusa's baby picture

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Nick Cave.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

ABBA

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"You're dragging the beat."

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

Athena

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

'That does it You need glasses'

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas