Greek Drama Fan Pillows

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Iliadette.

Theatre Crowd

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'The guys were enjoying a sunny day on Easter Island beach until Medusa came along.'

"This should be interesting...."