Greek Drama Fan Prints

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Iliadette.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Eurydice in prison

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"This should be interesting...."

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'The guys were enjoying a sunny day on Easter Island beach until Medusa came along.'

"Helen?"

"Congratulations on opening night."