Greed Antagonist Pillows

"Remember, Eddie, it's not the journey that counts. It's the money."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

Secretive Weigh In.

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Greed.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Happy hour.

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"I make money, therefore I am."

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"We need to really FOCUS on our customers if we're to rip them off to inflate our profits."

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'Bond yields rise, bond prices drop...stock prices rise, gold prices drop..it's all part of the great cycle of greed.'

'Um, the Christmas bonus was for all the staff...'

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."

King Midas: The Golden Years

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

'Goodbye, Charles; have a greed-is-good day.'