Grease Fan T-Shirts

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

I fart more than that!

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

All-Day Breakfast

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

Monster Roller Coaster

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

Mountain Bike tracks.

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'Ghost sex.'

"Well, like they say. . . keep you friends close, and your entities closer!"

No Guts. No Gory

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

Ghost carriage.

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

Street Food Vendors

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Biden Infrastructure Plan