Gravity-defying Lovebirds Gifts

Rock Climber Wedding

The Scanner Of Love.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Aging together

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Cricket Lovers

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

Mermen

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Underwater wedding!

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"No, you open yours first."

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

Golfer couple just married

Petting in the park.

Spokane County Police Department

The Honeymooners.

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

Wedding Tweets

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

"There's gotta be a way of attracting the ladies that isn't so %$#@ exhausting."

Listen, they're playing our ringtone.

"This personal lubricant has an expiration date of 2025 - just saying."

"I'm also available in .pdf format if you're more comfortable with that."

At least our marriage is build on a solid foundation.