Gravity-defying Lovebirds Mugs

Rock Climber Wedding

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Aging together

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Cricket Lovers

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

Mermen

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Underwater wedding!

"No, you open yours first."

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

Petting in the park.

Golfer couple just married

'Any objections to this marriage should text me now or forever hold his tweet.'

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

Spokane County Police Department

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

The Honeymooners.

Wedding Tweets

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

"I now pronounce you man and wife... Would you be interested in purchasing a maintenance agreement?"

Listen, they're playing our ringtone.

'Stop trying to change the subject!'

"This personal lubricant has an expiration date of 2025 - just saying."

"I'm also available in .pdf format if you're more comfortable with that."

'...and do you, Rachael, take Josh, in sickness and health, seriousness and jest...'

At least our marriage is build on a solid foundation.