Gravity-defying Dancer Pillows

Dancers caught in quick sand.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Michael Jackson.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

The Stripper

Disco Dancing

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

Ballerina

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Mile high skydivers

Learn-to-dance pants.

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Bell Bottoms

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.