Grave Explorer Prints

"When you said you wanted to track down your ancestors I thought you meant on the internet!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

The discovery of electricity...

'It's an antique!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Ventriloquist Grave

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Pranking Zombies

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

The car showroom

Caveman bathroom

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'