Grateful Learner Pillows

CIVICS 101

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Grade 2 Cellist

"I'm still pre-literate."

Thank you bubbles

'I did it all from memory.'

Education and Apprenticeships

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

The Book Club

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

University of Hard Knocks

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

Moral Values for Dummies

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

Give Thanks.

Every Day is a Gift