Grateful Dead Enthusiast Gifts

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Tried Pot

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'It's an antique!'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Edison invents the personal stereo

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Veterans Day '20

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'