Grassroots Athlete Pillows

Fly Football

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Gymnast's Commute

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

But Restoring Abortion Is Hard

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Concrete action v local solution

Window in the Outfield.

'Nice little community you folks have here -- How'd you like to make sure nobody ORGANIZES it?'

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Yuletide tossing the caber.

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Street Football

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

'Eton Football (Special Report by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

"No fair!"

Old McDonald HAD a farm. . .

It's just a game vs. get real.

'Amazing...they seem to have established the community support mechanisms inherent in the 'Big Society; concept without a defined policy infrastructure to guide them.'

Doping in Cycling.

Steven Gerrard

How To Play Tennis

Runners jump over turnstiles

"How are we doing with the bottom up engagement?"

'Ahh! Not the poisoned chalice.'