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'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Hadrian's Wall

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

Sundial Time

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Sales.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

Shakespeare Quote

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

COVID Vaccine

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Oog is backing up all our files.

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