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Rare Book Store: Telephone Directories

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Hadrian's Wall

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Sundial Time

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Sales.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

Shakespeare Quote

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

COVID Vaccine

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Graph to find your IQ

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'