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Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

The Family Joules: Part 21

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Sign Reform

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

Malcolm Sargent

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Creativity 2.0

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

The Family Joules: Part 3

Inaction Figure

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

Pisa Hut.

Expensive greeting cards.

The boss yells at me whenever I try to think outside the box! He's giving you some constrictive criticism!

'The first cocktail.'

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Litteratti K9s.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.