Graphic Content Connoisseur Pillows

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"He's an abstract artist."

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Malcolm Sargent

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Inaction Figure

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'The first cocktail.'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Expensive greeting cards.

Litteratti K9s.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"It's called 'Sold'."

Pisa Hut.

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.