Grapefruit Juicer Pillows

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Wino Appreciation Group

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

"We're kind of farmers. Mom squeezes fruits from the garden to make juice and dad squeezes his workers to make a profit."

'Has Mom caught on to your frozen concentrated pinot noir yet?'

'I handled the truth about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny pretty well, but when I found out that wine is just fermented grape juice...'

"I dread the pear-picking season."

Pear Lights

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

"I heard you tell Dad we're having grapefruit for breakfast."

'He drinks the wine and then lays it down.'

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

"Grape juice that went to graduate school."

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

"Practice produces many benefits for the bass guitarist: smoother scales, faster arpeggios, and apparently the ability to peel a grapefruit with one hand."

Picking berries

"Ahh, wine. Grape juice that went on to earn a graduate degree."

'I hear the old man's retiring next month, and that he'll be hand-picking his successor THIS week!'

Stealing Apples.