Grape Juice Fan T-Shirts

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

The Brazilian Blow dry

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Strawberry Shake

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Making healthy eating bearable.

Wino Appreciation Group

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

Banana

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Juiceboxes!'

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

Doctor to patient: 'Tell me about these melon-collie feelings.'

'Our health plan is quite simple. You get a shiny apple each day.'

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"