Grape Juice Fan T-Shirts

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Brazilian Blow dry

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Making healthy eating bearable.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

I love what you've done with your hare.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Wino Appreciation Group

Strawberry Shake

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Banana

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Juiceboxes!'

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Doctor to patient: 'Tell me about these melon-collie feelings.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

'Our health plan is quite simple. You get a shiny apple each day.'

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"