Grape Gazer Gifts

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Wine Lady

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Emergency exit into Space

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."