Grandeur Seeker Mugs

"I'm afraid this must all seem terribly insignificant next to me."

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Critisize your weight.

Chano Pozo,

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Soaring Profits

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"You've changed."

Hooray for Bollywood!

Ginger Baker.

'Bring me some more power.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Glass Ceiling

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

Fred Astaire

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Robot about to eat a battery